Proof that I don't have a life.

Kisses And Caroms Discussion Board: Proof that I don't have a life.

Vince (Vince)

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 - 05:39 pm
Since this board is so S L O W. I figured that many surfers think no one posts here. So since I'm here daily. I will be posting a message everyday to prove that I don't have a life and am your beck and call.

Vince (Vince)

Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 02:22 pm
See, here I am. Message #299.

20 minutes ago. I blew my knee out. I can't walk and I need crutches. Seriously!

Vince (Vince)

Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 12:03 pm
Woo Hoo message 300. Bells and wistles go off. The crowd cheers!

I'm crippled! I'm confined to the Kisses And Caroms Dolly. Yep, here I sit, stuck in the wheelchair we used for the flick.

Vince (Vince)

Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 03:57 pm
I'm still here. Traffic over the past few days has been huge. 600+ people a day. It's mostly because of Nic's Playboy Article.

Dead//Ringer

Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 05:13 pm
Sorry to hear about your knee Vince.

Seriously, I felt pretty bad laughing about it. I guess this means you won't be much good for anything but "fluffer" on the set for a while. Just look at it as another part part of "pre-production".

*dabs tears of laughter from eyes*

Vince (Vince)

Friday, May 14, 2004 - 12:32 am
Nice, really nice, but true.

I'm sitting here, high on Vicodine, unable to do any crucial creative work, just licking my wounds.

At least I got a laugh out of ya. As long as my pain can bring plesure, it's good.

Dead//Ringer

Friday, May 14, 2004 - 09:13 am
On another note...
I have yet to recieve those releases you wanted me to get signed by the 2 bands.

On an another another note...
I found the perfect screenplay, but it looks like Miramax is going to punk me and grab it. Sucks for me, but at least the writer is getting his script sold. Now it will probably sit on a shelf gathering dust for 5 years.

P.S.- Not having enough money for anything SUCKS!

Vince (Vince)

Friday, May 14, 2004 - 04:36 pm
I'll get on the releases.

Bob and Harvey could buy the company back from Disney, or they may go off on their own. Either way good news for indies. However if they aquire the script then leave, you're right the script will be shelved for ever.

Agreed on the money thing. Taxes has wiped me out, and I really men wiped me out. Hopefully something will break soon. Other then my knee!

Vince (Vince)

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 01:40 am
See twice in a day, I'm here, actually it tomorrow, but I haven't slept so it's today.

MALCOLM XERXESú

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 02:35 am
SAT. MAY 14/2004/05:36 E.S.T.

VINCE,
I should like to congratulate you on having not only finished KISSES & CAROMSú, but securing a cast who bring with them a certain pedigree.
Iâm always going on about how I want to work with MS. JEANNA FINE, but people laugh @ me whenever I mention her name.
Thank you for proving that dreams *can* come true.

How did you blow out your knee?
That sounds bloody awful!

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

DEAD RINGER,
I grok the fullness of the totality about ãnot having enough money for anythingä.

ã·Be seeing you!ä
MALCOLM XERXES
Stuntman/Actor
FINNEGANâS SQUADú {http://www.malcolmxerxes.com,http://www.malcolmxerxes.com}

Vince (Vince)

Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 01:39 pm
Monsters of Cock, Jenna Fine? Why would anyone laugh at that?

Just tell people she was in American Pie and Orgasmo. Working with Ginger Lynn was a great experience, one that I wouldn't trade for anything. She's a great actress and I hope to elevate her star status one day.

The low down on my knee can be found in the journal http://kissesandcaroms.com/cgi/journal/journal.pl?vsCOM=EDIT&vsID=437

Vince (Vince)

Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 06:49 pm
I'm here again.

MALCOLM XERXES

Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:23 am
MON. MAY 17/2004/03:23 E.S.T.

VINCE,

I have not seen the AMERICAN PIE trilogy or ORGASMO, so I was not aware that MS. JEANNA FINE had contributed to their successes, but now that I do, I shall make a point of watching them.
Thanks for the intel!

Itâs great to read that working with MS. GINGER LYNN was such a rewarding experience for you.
I look forward to seeing KISSES & CAROMS, that I might see what she did in order to earn such accolades from you.

That journal entry almost made amputation sound appealing, you poor sod.

ã·Be seeing you!ä
MALCOLM XERXES
Stuntman/Actor
FINNEGANâS SQUADú http://www.malcolmxerxes.com

Vince (Vince)

Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 01:24 am
I just looked her up on imdb.com and saw her credits.

Amputation! Yeah, knowing the HMO, that's what they'll do. I'm still waiting in pain for approval. Here's some pain killers to get addicted to while we see if you can walk on your own. Well DUH! Enough drugs and I can FLY!

Vince (Vince)

Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 02:06 am
I'm all by myself. Alone, all by myself.

Vince (Vince)

Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 05:06 pm
When I call out your name, raise your hand and say Here!


Vince


Vince


Vince


Vince


"Oh, Here!"

Vince (Vince)

Friday, May 21, 2004 - 12:18 am
Here

Michael

Monday, May 24, 2004 - 08:36 am
Vince you still there?

Vince (Vince)

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 10:50 am
Here

Bob

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 10:55 am
Vince passes a note to Michael while the teachers back is turned.

MALCOLM XERXES

Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 10:25 pm
WED. MAY 26/2004/01:25 E.S.T.

VINCE,

Are you referring to MS. GINGER LYNN'S credits, or to MS.
JEANNA FINE'S credits in connection with IMDb.com?

GODú forbid that it should come to a life of drug addiction &
gimpitude!

*RAISES RIGHT ARM @ 45 DEGREE ANGLE*

"HEIL!" ...Er, I mean, "HERE!"

ã·Be seeing you!ä
MALCOLM XERXESú
Stuntman/Actor
FINNEGANâS SQUADú http://www.malcolmxerxes.com

Michael

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 08:27 am
There will be no note passing

Vince (Vince)

Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 12:38 pm
MALCOLM XERXES "Are you referring to MS. GINGER LYNN'S credits, or to MS. JEANNA FINE'S credits in connection with IMDb.com?"

When I wrote "I just looked her up on imdb.com and saw her credits." I was referring to Jeanna Fines. She is on imdb.
http://imdb.com/name/nm0277618/

Michael rejects Vinces note, it falls to the floor and Patty Simcox picks it up and reads it. Gulp!

Michael

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 12:49 pm
As Patty reads the note you can in the horror in her face in regards to what was written. She raises her hand to ask the teacher...

Vince (Vince)

Friday, May 28, 2004 - 02:04 pm
Oh, Shit! I lunge for the note. Patty snatches it just out of reach. I fall, smacking my knee on Danny Zuko's chair and breaking the meniscus.

Michael

Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 11:35 am
As Vince winces in pain I grab the note from Patty and stuff it in my mouth and eat it. After a huge gulp I break into song and the whole class joins in in a big dance number. Vince however is still on the ground in pain. Will somebody notice?

Deanna

Monday, June 21, 2004 - 05:22 pm
I swoop in and pull Vince to safety giving him a knee brace and a big sloppy wet kiss to ease his pain, then I dash into the class room and do the heimlick manouver on Michael, the note flies out of his mouth covered in mucous, we both make a mad dash to recover the note and....

MecheL

Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 08:54 am
Sooo, Wait...I thought you were posting everyday?? What happened here...You gave up on this page??

Do I have to Restart it up??

Anyway...Just keepin the Board Alive. ;)

Vince (Vince)

Friday, January 28, 2005 - 04:06 pm
Yeah, I gots buzzy and it's not much of a party when I'm the only guest.

peter bruno

Monday, January 31, 2005 - 11:59 am
Vince didn't know you had a board, now that I do I'll come by & bug you. Ron told me your were just about done with the movie, when is K&C finally ready for world domination or at least available to rent at my local store here in Valencia?

peter bruno

Vince (Vince)

Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 01:03 am
Screeners are done http://www.kissesandcaroms.com/cgi/journal/journal.pl?vsCOM=EDIT&vsID=656. Now it's time to pimp da shit!! When will it be available for rent? Depends on how we do with fests and what distributor picks us up.

E-Mail me your addy and I'll send ya off a couple copies. I mailed off 137 copies today alone.

How's your flick coming?

peter bruno

Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 10:28 am
will do.

The movie is going good, we have one day left of shooting (pickups, & transistions)and we have the first 50 minutes of the movie edited. Hopefully will be completed with editing, sound and music in the next couple of months. With a eye on getting it out there by late spring early summer

Chris-in-law

Friday, March 04, 2005 - 10:15 pm
Hey,
saw the movie and we liked it.
What's this about voting for it or such?

A website we go to?

Good luck!

Vince (Vince)

Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 01:40 am
Yeah, a web a go-go http://imdb.com/title/tt0381341

Glad you liked it, did the Mari-in-law like it?